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| xyko |
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"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain welcoming you on board of Biman Bangladesh Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is Flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Biman Bangladesh Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even aeithists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make you’re free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Dail tea and Bela biscuits! For our not-so-religious (progotishil) passengers, we are the only airlines that can help you find out. If ! There really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot Kana Akkas sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can’t find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you, who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with stewardess, who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. ENJOY !
BANGLADESH BIMAN ... YOUR HOME IS IN THE AIR!!!" |
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| Shishir |
| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:07 pm |
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| hahaha... bhul kisu bolen nai bhai.. they are the worst i hv ever seen.. even amar nijeo konodin biman bangladesh e fly kori nai.. kya pata kal ho na ho.. |
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| avijit |
| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:30 pm |
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Age 1 bar porsilam, kesu jinish ase 10 bar porleo abar porte iss kore eitao emon e 1 ta....
Thankyou "xyko" for this nice "true story". Daron jinish.....
xyko wrote:"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain welcoming you on board of Biman Bangladesh Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is Flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Biman Bangladesh Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even aeithists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make you’re free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Dail tea and Bela biscuits! For our not-so-religious (progotishil) passengers, we are the only airlines that can help you find out. If ! There really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot Kana Akkas sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can’t find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you, who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with stewardess, who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. ENJOY !
BANGLADESH BIMAN ... YOUR HOME IS IN THE AIR!!!" |
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| ur4ever |
| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:05 am |
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| nice but i remember reading this while bak which said something abt punjabs airline..anyway still funny. |
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| pura_pagol |
| Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:59 pm |
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Joined: 20 May 2005
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ekkri hacha kotha koichen boch.............  |
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| ukpunk |
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:25 pm |
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| Read it b4 - but it was PIA. Looks like some other airlines' passsengers share the same fate as Biman. |
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| bauul |
| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:59 am |
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haaah haa haa.. darun bolcen
itz a unfrtunte crtain true  |
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| pavel721 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:23 am |
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| ey post ta onek ager.......but ajke porlam. cheletar idea marattok josssh !!!!!!!!!! |
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| rodentruskel |
| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:12 pm |
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Hmm..no wonder us ,Mechanical Engineering grads in BD have no jobs regarding aeronautics or aeroplane kinetics. All those belong to fat hermephrodites with dicks in their loins...and not to mention, pm's who wear shiffon or send their son to USA to study. 
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| rahat.me |
| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:54 pm |
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