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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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A man was talking to the Lord about women. "Lord why did you make women so
beautiful?"
The answer came, "So you would look at them."
Again the man asked, "Lord why did you make women so lovely?"
The reply came down, "So you would love them."
The man asked one more question. "Lord, why did you make women so dumb?"
The Lord said, "So they would love you." |
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| Paromita |
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| Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? |
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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:53 am |
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MOSES LEADS THE ISRAELITES
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red
Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites
were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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| Who are "They? " |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:30 am |
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| I do not understand. |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:50 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Thank you for your kindness. |
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| roshny29 |
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| aman787 |
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:30 am |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:30 am |
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Out on a date.
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| You have to speak more clearly. |
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