| Author |
Message |
| r4nd0m03 |
 Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:36 pm |
 |
|
Nouveau-né
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 2
|
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
- comedycentral.com |
|
|
Back to top |
 
|
| |
|
| Advertisement |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:36 pm |
|
|
|
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| Paromita |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:37 pm |
|
|
Out on a date.
Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
|
| I don't know when. |
_________________
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. |
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| r4nd0m03 |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:37 pm |
|
|
Nouveau-né
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 2
|
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| Paromita |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:37 pm |
|
|
Out on a date.
Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
|
| Do you enjoy this as much as I do? |
_________________
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. |
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| r4nd0m03 |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:38 pm |
|
|
Nouveau-né
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 2
|
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| Paromita |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:38 pm |
|
|
Out on a date.
Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
|
| I do not know what this is. Try saying that with more context. |
_________________
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. |
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| ShAdOw_FoRcE |
| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:35 pm |
|
|
:: Mє_ñøߺδΨ ::
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 4059
Location: polapain.com
|
lolz.... good one....  |
_________________
 |
|
Back to top |
 
|
| |
|
| Paromita |
| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:35 pm |
|
|
Out on a date.
Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
|
| I liek milk. |
_________________
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. |
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| arnabmtsd |
| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:06 am |
|
|
Nouveau-né
Joined: 16 Feb 2008
Posts: 10
|
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
| Paromita |
| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:06 am |
|
|
Out on a date.
Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
|
| Oh, you are a poet. |
_________________
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. |
|
Back to top |
|
| |
|
|
