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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra
things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam
and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple
tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."
Before God had a chance to explain any further, Adam jumped up and blurted,
"Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, oh please, let me have
that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the
animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool; I could write
my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let
me stand and pee, oh please..." Adam went on and on like an excited little boy
who had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he
should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and
she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection
while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting
down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And
it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left
here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..." |
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| Paromita |
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| I am sure you could. |
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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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PUNISHMENT FOR SIN
The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the
deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that
comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had
punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went
out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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| I get it. David Bacon says You have sinned. |
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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:57 am |
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Enfant
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BUDDISM
BUDDISM You have two cows. You do not desire
their milk so you are not unhappy when it is
unavailable. Your lack of desire and dependency
on external sources of happiness is about to let you escape the cycle of life
and suffering (so that you
don't get reincarnated into a cow), but then the
Chinese come and destroy or take away
everything that's yours. |
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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| Do you desire their milk so you are not unhappy when it is unavailable? No I do not desire their milk so you are not unhappy when it is unavailable. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. |
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| nurayen |
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| Paromita |
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| I just don't understand. |
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