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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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Enfant
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Location: addabaz.net
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You Know You Are in Mormon Country If:
• you have a bumper sticker that says "Families are forever"
• when you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.
• You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.
• Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
• Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
• You consider "dam" a swear word.
• You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.
• Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
• You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.
• Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
• You drink caffeinated coke from a brown paper bag.
• You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
• At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.
• There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.
• You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
• You negotiate prices at garage sales.
• You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.
• You can make jell salad without a recipe.
• You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.
• You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.
• Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
• a member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:50 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Oh, you are a poet. |
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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:50 am |
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Enfant
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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Location: addabaz.net
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PMS IN THE BIBLE
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old
or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible. The entirety of the human
experience could be found there, without exception.
After the service, the preacher was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher,
I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he
would look it up.
The following week, after service, the preacher called the woman aside and
showed her a passage which read ...
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem." |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:50 am |
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Out on a date.
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| What is your real name? |
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