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It's Friday, and four nuns ask the priest at the local Catholic church for the
weekend off. After some argument he finally agrees to let them leave the
convent, provided they confess to him when they get back Monday morning whatever
sins they have committed over the weekend.
On Monday the nuns return and the first one goes to the priest and says,
"forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "what sin did you
commit, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an X-rated movie." The priest looks up
at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "you are forgiven. Go drink the holy
water." She goes away laughing.
The second nun goes to the priest and confesses. "I was driving my brother's
car down the street in front of his house and I hit a neighbor's dog and killed
it." The priest looks to heaven for a half minute, then tells her she is
forgiven and to go drink the holy water. She goes off laughing harder.
When the third nun goes up the priest, he says, "out with it. What did you
do?" She says, "last night I ran naked up and down Main Street." This time the
priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding, "God
forgive you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves laughing even harder.
The fourth nun goes up to the priest. She is laughing so hard the tears run
down her cheeks. She falls on the floor with laughter. The priest asks her,
"Okay. What did you do that was so funny?" |
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| laughing so hard the tears run down her cheeks is laughing so hard the tears run down her cheeks ? |
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FOR THE SICK
Paul, a little boy was in church one Sunday with his mother, when he started
feeling sick. "Mommy," he said, "can we leave now?"
"No" the mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush."
After about sixty seconds, Paul returned to his seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so
quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next
to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'." |
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Out on a date.
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| What is it to you. Possibly, but I haven't given have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly much thought. |
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Two Irish Nuns
Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat. One nun says to the other
"I heard that the occupants of this country eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America we might as
well do as Americans do."
So both Nuns walk towards a hot dog vendor. "Two Dogs, please," says the first
Nun. The vendor is only too happy to oblige, and wraps 2 hot dogs in foil.
Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs". The first
Nun opens hers and stares at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun
cautiously ask, "What part of the dog did you get?" |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:48 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Who told you that? |
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A woman had two female
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes,
want to have a little fun?"
She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male
parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a
good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together.
So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, want to have a
little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made
it to heaven!" |
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| Oh I get it. laughing so hard the tears run down her cheeks was talking to her Preacher one day about this. |
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