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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
 Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:42 am |
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Enfant
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 229
Location: addabaz.net
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There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge,
and they were, well, doing the obvious. So, here they were, naked as jay birds,
when the guy suddenly says: "I need a cigarette."
"But honey," his lover says. "The store closes in two minutes. You'll never
have time to get to the store, and get dressed."
"That's okay," He quipps. "I'll just run down there naked, and if anyone sees
me, I'll pretend I'm a statue."
So the young man ran down to the store, got two packs of cigaretts (this store
was obviously in a heavy nudist area or something), and starts to run back. The
car is in sight, and he has a few more yards to go, when all of the sudden three
nuns round the corner. He panics, and freezes like a statue, his beloved
cigarettes in one hand.
The first nun walks over to the young man. "Oh! What a beautiful cigarette
dispenser!" She exclaimed. She sticks a quarter up his ass, pulls on his dong,
and he drops a pack of cigarettes in utter disbelief.
The second nun strolls over. "What an interesting cigarette dispenser! I must
try it, too." She sticks a quarter up the young man's ass, chokes his chicken,
and he drops the other pack of cigarettes.
The third nun was the unimpressed sort. She strode up, stuck a quarter up the
young man's ass, and yanked his monkey. Nothing happened. She pulled on his
Element of Adam again. Nothing happened. She tried a third time, and her eyes
widened with sudden realization and suprise. "Oh, I get it! A lotion dispenser!"
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:42 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Why must you try it too? |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:43 am |
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Enfant
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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Location: addabaz.net
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Friendly Priest
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy
trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is
very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little
fellow just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time as
he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest steps smartly across the
street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the
child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks,
"And now what, my little man?"
To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!" |
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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