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| asif al hye |
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:49 pm |
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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two
female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring
your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male
talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your
parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to
praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two
male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts
her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi,
we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads
away. Our prayers have been answered!" |
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:49 pm |
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:41 am |
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Asif bhai...pura djuice jokes hoise...hehehehheheheh
plz keep postin more |
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| asif al hye |
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:50 am |
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| boss.........i m 16 years old........so tumi koira bolben........& i'll try 2 posting some more cool jokes |
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| N|sho |
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:44 am |
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allah re... im laafing my ass off... hihihihihihi...  |
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| DreamMan |
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:53 am |
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Ha ha ha ha....kothin jokez......hashte hashte daat-a khil dhore gechhe :loll: |
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:01 pm |
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lolz... joss jinish...
keep it up...    |
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| pura_pagol |
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:18 pm |
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ihye ihye ihye nutun || Pagol || amdani oyiche,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  |
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| russell123 |
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:47 pm |
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| hehe nice joke... |
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| Chanda |
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:49 am |
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| asif al hye |
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:13 pm |
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