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!!!adult jokes!!! gloves & panties

  
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asif al hye
 
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:46 pm
 
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
   
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:13 am
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:20 am
 
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Muwahahahahahahaha :twisted: lol lol lol

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russell123
 
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:57 pm
 
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hehe gr8

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:56 pm
 
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swreet
   
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:26 pm
 
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hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhe. Dom fatano hashir jokes!!!....hashte hashte moira jaitesi! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
   
Chanda
 
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:44 am
 
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funny haha
   
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:00 am
 
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xcelent............ :blol:
   
Rakibdil
 
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:51 am
 
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naujubillah ai pichi eisob ki likhe??? :shock:

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AdHaR_eLiShA
 
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:05 am
 
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:smt046......
just imagine what the reaction of that gurl is gonnabe.....lollollol

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