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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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Enfant
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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Location: addabaz.net
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Men are notorious liars about their penis length, so I have devised the following foolproof test.
Disrobe and stand by your keyboard. Rest your left testicle in the rounded hollow on top of the "1" key. Rest your right testicle in the key immediately below that (the Q key on a standard keyboard, probably something different on the Dvorak keyboard. You lumberjacks may have to use the A or even the Z key).
Grasp your thing in your right hand and slap it firmly across the number key row on your keyboard. (For instance, my result is ``1234567890-+'' the backspace key removes the `.)
Place a copy of the June, 1981 Playboy open to the centerfold at a distance of 2.5 feet. Rest your thing on the keyboard and stare intently at the girl pictured for five minutes or until your feet leave the ground. Repeat the above test.
Please post your results to net.general and I'll summarize to everyone on the net by personal mail.
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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| Your purpose is instance my result is 1234567890-+'' the backspace key removes the. |
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Enfant
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And finally, the piece de resistance...find an untanned girl on the beach asleep in the sun face down with tanning oil on her back. Place a piece of paper on her back with something like "FREE SEX" cut out with stencils. The oil keeps it from blowing away, and after a few hours she has a nice message on her back. Note: I NEVER DID THAT!! In fact, I only heard people talk about it but never saw any proof. Sounds great but it's pretty mean.
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Out on a date.
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| I have never heard of an untanned girl on the beach asleep in the sun face down with tanning oil on her back. |
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