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| D@Rk Sh@D0W |
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:07 am |
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Out on a date.
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Out on a date.
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| I lost my train of thought. |
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| zahid_m65 |
| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:11 am |
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| really? |
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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| Try saying that with less context. |
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| zahid_m65 |
| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:12 am |
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| alrite yo |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:12 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Try saying that with less context. |
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| zahid_m65 |
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| lol again |
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| Paromita |
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Out on a date.
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