Enfant Joined: 26 Nov 2007Posts: 229Location: addabaz.net
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
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