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| loveisnoble |
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is LiN. Could I please speak with Anik?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**king number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .
When I tracked down Anik's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is Fahim Mahmud from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign and contact number in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."
I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at Rd no: XX, House no: XX at Dhanmondi. The car's parked right out in driveway."
I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Samiul Alam,"
I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Mr. Alam?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."
I said, "Listen, Alam, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"
I said, "Alam, you're an asshole!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.
He said, "Hello."
I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"
I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"
I said, "My name is Samiul Alam."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"
I said, "Asshole, I live at Rd no: XX, House no: XX at Dhanmondi, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.
Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"
I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at Rd no: XX, House no: YY in Dhanmondi, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called NTV News about the gang war going down in Dhanmondi.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Dhanmondi. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars and surrounded by a news crew.
Now I feel much better. Anger management really does work. |
Last edited by loveisnoble on Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:47 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:35 pm |
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| sisir_bindoo.sutopa |
| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:36 pm |
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OHH! man thanks to those 'asshole's coz they gave the spirit to write such kinda funny thing lolz  |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:36 pm |
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| DJ.SIKO |
| Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:37 am |
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Jossssssss.........man 
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| Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:37 am |
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| That is a very original thought. |
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| loveisnoble |
| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:52 am |
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