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| nazibul78 |
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Location: Dhaka
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| May Allah make him well soon. |
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| shuknopata |
| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:55 am |
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: Ai onchole aar nai
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| Any update news frm anyone?Eagerly waiting to know his latest condition |
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| SeRi@L_KilLer |
| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Distinguée
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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Location: AaLo r AdHaR er ThiK MaJhkhaNe
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Arafat bhai.....ALLAH-TA-ALA apnar sathe achen insha-allah....valo hoye fire asen amader majhe....  ....taratari......ALLAH apnake help korun....Ami doya korchi apni taratari valo hoye uthun.... |
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| futhman |
| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:29 pm |
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AHA hello my dear friends, most of whom I haven't seen and some of whom I will someday borrow cigarettes from! I am well, round, happy and joyful in Boston, in the infidel porcine States of America. I was in the hospital for a week or possibly more, with a tube through my d**k and shitting in bedpans, but I have since escaped with the help of Cuban refugees and am now hiding out in my father's curry-stained apartment in Boston.
Basically I was carrying the typhus disease in my blood (the fault of Pakistanis, no doubt, or possibly the international Jewish committee) for months. This was the fault of Berlin Bakery, whose delicious 20 taka fried chickens on top of a rubbish heap are too plentiful and salty and sodium-laden for me to resist. I also recall drinking shit-water on a bet, so that might have been it too. The doctor said the day I went that I had a 15% chance of survival, and I said to my mother that she should have bought me more toys as a kid. It was a pathetic scene, they pumped seven litres of liquid through my body, but like I said, I was wearing a catheter--a shameful straw going in all the way into my bladder--and I could not in good faith enjoy the restful relief of urination (or as we educated folks say, micturation). I was intromingent.
After a week of shitting in my bed (it felt just like Class 9) and three days of being denied food and water (my mother sneaked in bottles of water for me like the champion she is), I was let out. I should also mention that these wonderful doctors and nubile nurses gave me morphine whenever I demanded, so I was quite happy. I also had my laptop, although I had so many tubes going into my arms and hands that I could only use my right hand's index finger. (I still have difficulty moving my neck because those fucksticks put a f**king ONE INCH TUBE inside my neck to get me nutrients faster and better.) According to my mother, I was delirious and kept on saying "Gentle and Ladies Man I am the Space Captain!"
This is because my homosexual best friend, Imran Aziz, and I used to play a practical joke on my cousin. We would put her bra on our heads and say "I am a space captain" and not give her bra back until she saluted us. I advise you to do the same with your sisters or girlfriends, unless they are the same person, in which case I advise you to get therapy and cut down on masturbation. Perhaps you may look lasciviously at a bua.
At any rate, I am safe and well now, so thank you so much for your prayers if you meant them and if you didn't, well, I am still alive and one day I will shit on your doorstep in the middle of the night in revenge. |
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| HuLeEYa |
| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:39 pm |
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Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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Hahahah Arafat Pazi... jaina khub e joshito hoilam.. apni bhalo asen...
Kotodin ai ottachar cholbe apnar upor? Kobe rehai paben and Dhakar Chele Dhakai back korben? Dhaka apnake onek miss kortese ..
And welcome to pain world  at least ai shujoge apner kisu post o dekhbo lolz |
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| -Maya- |
| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:31 pm |
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hey! welcome to polapain.com futhman. it's always a pleasure reading whatever you type up in the cyber space.
nice knowing that you've recovered.
P.S. - i did pray for you, but mone mone. didnt bother posting on the forums.
[yes! let's go with that story  pleeease dont shit on my doorsteps!] |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:27 am |
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Bébé
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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Location: Dhaka-1205
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arafart pazi .........man u r just too much......
ya u r alwyaz oilcome to shit in my doorstep.......n when u done plz clean it up.......
t/c buddy |
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| futhman |
| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:15 am |
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*** célébre ***
Joined: 16 Aug 2007
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| Eije ekhon beche asi bole to shob shokuner bacchara bisnar nich theke bair hoye ashche. Don't I know what you guys really want? Amar bap mayer kase cha bechte gesili tora shob chutiar baccha, je Auntie Uncle mota manusher lash preserve korte beshi cha lagbe! And it wasn't even earl grey! By the way, I have no idea who anyone is here, so sorry if we had sex once or something and I can't remember your name now. Onek hoye eita karon Hotel Babure amake baki rakhte deye. |
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| -Maya- |
| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:06 am |
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WallFloweR
Joined: 22 May 2005
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compliment shune ki shundor rong berong er bhashar brishti shuru hoise! baap re!! 
uhm actually we were looking forward to getting invited to your kool khani. thanks for pissing all over that hope! 
and also don't know about the others but i know for sure that you cudn't possibly know me as i stay 100 haat durey from she-males  |
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| loveisnoble |
| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:57 pm |
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AraFAT Kazi vai jindabaad
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