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| Evil Jedi |
 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:05 am |
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" [Turn from your sin]
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!" |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:05 am |
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Out on a date.
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| Be less specific about an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder |
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| saad |
| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:28 pm |
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| Paromita |
| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:28 pm |
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Out on a date.
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| Can you see me? |
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| nobin |
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:40 pm |
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| have ya'll lost your sense of humor? |
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