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adult joke Low Sperm Count |
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| killer_88 |
 Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:42 am |
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A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!" |
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| horbola |
| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:06 am |
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| oshamajik |
| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:27 am |
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| Ghilu_hina |
| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:55 am |
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| fik fik :shock: |
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| orko |
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| faruq0007 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:16 pm |
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| jay718 |
| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:40 pm |
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:46 pm |
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| hahah it realy funny ,thankx |
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